Friday 1st January 2010
Well its been a while, mainly because of christmas, food and booze fueled anarchy, but we have all made it, yes its 2010, the world has ended yet and I have ended myself in a glorious audi shaped fireball yet (give me time).... Last night Kitto asked me and all my friends "Whats the thing you remember 2009 for and what the main thing you remeber the noughties for?" I didnt answer, at the time nothing really stood out, I meen I could of made a comical moment out of by saying the 1 hour shit I took on the morning of August 13th or the Baked Potato I ate in Manchester.... But I wanted something real and solid and for me it has to be the 'But its not foggy?' loft session, times spent with friends, with some tunes and illegal substances on the go, what more does a person need?
Other memorable times include ATP Fans Strike Back, a weekend of pure Fear and Loathing, Newcastle United relegation from the Premier League, the purchase of my car, Leeds Festival and the perfect ending to the year ATP 10 year anniversary another weekend of Fear and Loathing with the guys!
It doesnt take much to get excited when you live in a small box town with people who dont look outside, the town mentality flows through the streets like shit through a sewer, anger, pain, jealousy all aspects of the town mentality and for the lucky few who have managed to break its strangle hold we feel sorry in a strange way for the people who havent and probably never will.
So to the new year, 2010 a new decade, Things are going to get harder and stranger, where growing up, getting old, getting new responsebilities and we will all see it all through with our friends at our side and break on through to the other side!
To everyone I wish you all the best for 2010!
PHiLCORE
Friday, 1 January 2010
Saturday, 19 December 2009
Saturday Snow Day
Saturday 19th December 2009
Yep Saturday so far so good just watched Pompey beat the damn scouse bastards haha genious laughed every minute BOOO FRICKIN WHOOO! So yeh more snow its like a little winter wonder land outside, shame the press dont see it that way 'Brittain in termoil as bad weather continues' typical of the soft southern shandy drinkin bastards, ohh no its snowing and my jaguar can go in the snow :(, give me a break will ya!
But aart from that a pretty ordinary day, fish and chips from the fens goin down a treat and that
Yep Saturday so far so good just watched Pompey beat the damn scouse bastards haha genious laughed every minute BOOO FRICKIN WHOOO! So yeh more snow its like a little winter wonder land outside, shame the press dont see it that way 'Brittain in termoil as bad weather continues' typical of the soft southern shandy drinkin bastards, ohh no its snowing and my jaguar can go in the snow :(, give me a break will ya!
But aart from that a pretty ordinary day, fish and chips from the fens goin down a treat and that
Friday, 18 December 2009
The Rant of the Day
DENTISTS
Ok Ok I know most people see them as a nescesity but I meen come on £45 for pure fuckin torture if you ask em the viet 'fuckin' manies had the best offers on that shit with a wider selection as well not just "Sit back sir while I stick this black and decker drill in your mouth" Ohh yes gladly. I meen fuck off you need a degree for that shit??? Whats wrong with getting someone from the local B & Q 'Fuckin to do it.
"Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond".~Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, 1605
Ok Ok I know most people see them as a nescesity but I meen come on £45 for pure fuckin torture if you ask em the viet 'fuckin' manies had the best offers on that shit with a wider selection as well not just "Sit back sir while I stick this black and decker drill in your mouth" Ohh yes gladly. I meen fuck off you need a degree for that shit??? Whats wrong with getting someone from the local B & Q 'Fuckin to do it.
"Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond".~Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, 1605
The White House
Friday 18th December 2009
Ahhh another day in paradise, well thats if you consider paradise snow covered and at -2 deg C, but anyways it brings a rare smile to my face and make me feel like a kid again...... Work today was well ermmm short as usuall more talking then anything else really mainly worth it so I can drive my car like a nutter for 2 hours in the day while listening to some tunes on 11.
So yeh a Friday in Hartlepool the Night of the dragons when it comes to the Town 90% over 40's trying to bed men 20 years their junior, well shan lads need to get a shag one way or another, the usuall shite mix of 70's CRAP disco and every number 1 from 1980-1989, not that that's a bad thing buttttt dancing like your heads full of ether in a palce full off hip replacements usually doesnt go down well, trust me I'd know.
So the weekend starts here, get me a savaloy sandwich quick with plenty of butter on is usually my first order of the weekend, usually followed by Sky Sports News and then trying to find chow venture out and have a few pints while discussing the weeks events and the stupid things i've usually came out with in the last 7 days "Do they have good shit????... like ehhh bacon 'an that?" EXCITING hmm?
Well at least I have something to look forward to and thats seeing the Geordies faithfull kick the shit into some smoggies, ohhh derby days where have you been all my life!
PHiLCORE
Ahhh another day in paradise, well thats if you consider paradise snow covered and at -2 deg C, but anyways it brings a rare smile to my face and make me feel like a kid again...... Work today was well ermmm short as usuall more talking then anything else really mainly worth it so I can drive my car like a nutter for 2 hours in the day while listening to some tunes on 11.
So yeh a Friday in Hartlepool the Night of the dragons when it comes to the Town 90% over 40's trying to bed men 20 years their junior, well shan lads need to get a shag one way or another, the usuall shite mix of 70's CRAP disco and every number 1 from 1980-1989, not that that's a bad thing buttttt dancing like your heads full of ether in a palce full off hip replacements usually doesnt go down well, trust me I'd know.
So the weekend starts here, get me a savaloy sandwich quick with plenty of butter on is usually my first order of the weekend, usually followed by Sky Sports News and then trying to find chow venture out and have a few pints while discussing the weeks events and the stupid things i've usually came out with in the last 7 days "Do they have good shit????... like ehhh bacon 'an that?" EXCITING hmm?
Well at least I have something to look forward to and thats seeing the Geordies faithfull kick the shit into some smoggies, ohhh derby days where have you been all my life!
PHiLCORE
Thursday, 17 December 2009
The Rant of the day
THE BIG ISSUE
Ok Ok now the homeless and talentless, give me a pack of 'fuckin' magazines and ill cry cos its a 'fuckin' sunday NOR.Right 99% are foreign the other 1% are just fuckin useless, "Big Issue sir" NO!, "Why Sir?" Becaue its your fuckin issue not mine you retarded fuck! crawl back under some cardboard boxes and die and leave me alone to enjoy my latte and pie!Why dont they just sell it in Waterstones or WH Smiths if people where that bothered about it they'd buy it then, Instead of having some shitty smellin jew bag in their face cry about working on a 'fuckin' sunday and trying to earn a quid for a bottle of Iron brew. FUCK OFF! yeh.
A man was walking down the street, when a Big Issue seller stopped him and said "Big Issue-Help the homeless"
Having only a £50 note the man said " I ain't got any change, only large notes"
The begrudged seller says " The amount of people that say that, what are you a comedian?"
The man says "As a matter of fact I am a comedian.....I'll tell you a joke if you like"
Homeless guy "Lets hear it then"
Man "Knock! Knock!"
Homeless Guy "Who's there?"
Man "I thought you were supposed to be homeless"
Ok Ok now the homeless and talentless, give me a pack of 'fuckin' magazines and ill cry cos its a 'fuckin' sunday NOR.Right 99% are foreign the other 1% are just fuckin useless, "Big Issue sir" NO!, "Why Sir?" Becaue its your fuckin issue not mine you retarded fuck! crawl back under some cardboard boxes and die and leave me alone to enjoy my latte and pie!Why dont they just sell it in Waterstones or WH Smiths if people where that bothered about it they'd buy it then, Instead of having some shitty smellin jew bag in their face cry about working on a 'fuckin' sunday and trying to earn a quid for a bottle of Iron brew. FUCK OFF! yeh.
A man was walking down the street, when a Big Issue seller stopped him and said "Big Issue-Help the homeless"
Having only a £50 note the man said " I ain't got any change, only large notes"
The begrudged seller says " The amount of people that say that, what are you a comedian?"
The man says "As a matter of fact I am a comedian.....I'll tell you a joke if you like"
Homeless guy "Lets hear it then"
Man "Knock! Knock!"
Homeless Guy "Who's there?"
Man "I thought you were supposed to be homeless"
Fear and Loathing at Christmas
Thursday 17th December 2009
Well its Christmas month and those that know me know what the hell im like at this time of year, 'greatest xmas hit ever' CD in my car on the 1st of December which is usually their all month, stoked for christmas day so I can get up ast 6am un-wrap my present like a excited 5 year old and then follow that with a few shots of good whiskey and then off to the Pub while the ladies in the house prepair the christmas feast of turkey, pork, honey gammon and all other festive treats, that will probably be followed by more drinking and probably an arguemnt over something shit between me and my Dad (Always an interesting one).
Anyways the month so far has been a little bit of a beast, some good gigs Sunn O))) and the last Music Festival of the Year All tommorows parties (Fear and loathing in Minehead, I'll leave that for another post)
Hmmm at the moment its 5:45pm on a Thursday night Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd in Changing Places is on at Flix so no doubt that will be checked out and then followed by stupid amounts of alcohol as I always seem to go down hill in that place pretty fast, I dont know if thats a good thing or bad thing?
Thursday nights in this town ohhhhh my fuckin god, SHITE! the only word to describe the dross of shades and rockies the crap so called Alternative music which has been played to death since the turn of the Millenium, not to mention the god damn goths! They have all been stuck in the same time warp since 1998, KoRn - Followe the leader anyone? The so called Kerrang youth, they think they are outside the box but they wouldnt know what box was if it was dropped on them.
Ahhhh rants, thats another thing you will have to get used to 'The Rant of the Day' will be posted as well, sometimes good sometimes pointless and shit cos Im good at stuff like that.
So thats it, my first blog post.... Pointless????.... Maybe...... Intersting????.... Probably not buyt who cares?
Other shit that will probably pop up on here from time to time will be music, game and film reviews from me and possibly other contributors so yeh enjoy whats to come.
Peace,
PHiLCORE
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